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“You have distinguished yourself among all modern inventors. How on earth have you come up with these funny invention ideas?” Henry Flames asks Mr. Cool. This was their first meeting since they graduated from a prestigious University in the United States. Henry Frances is now a TV presenter and has decided to grant audience to Mr Cool on CNN to present his creative ingenuities to the entire world.
The camera now points towards Mr. Cool to reveal his cheerful disposition about Henry Francis’ comments on his exploits. “I feel good about this… to continue in my exploits and bring to the world unprecedented funny inventions ideas that would stand the taste of all generations.” The camera points towards the projector to reveal an image that looks like a box. Above the box, a shape is an inscription, “Juice Box Shaped Fruit.”
“This is the first among the new funny inventions in my list for today’s presentation. Here we have a juice box-shaped fruit.
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Okay! Look at it carefully.” The camera zooms in the image. “Here, the fruit is not round. We are tired of having round shaped fruits. To realize this kind of boxy fruit shape, you simply get a plastic fruit mold, place the organic fruit inside the container, then you will see as the fruit grows into this shape.
cool invention ideas “The second one here is a “Flying Hover Craft.” The camera points at an image of a man on a hover. “This will enable you to glide over land and water successfully. In case you wish to soar in the air, then you can use this. You can use it in fresh or salt water. It can also stand a 30% inclines over sand, grass, swamp, mud, desert, ice and snow. This can carry two persons at a time and enable you to fly up to 160 miles and hop over obstacles on the way.”
“This is waoo!” Henry exclaims.
“Here is the third, Mr. Henry,” Mr. Cool continues. “I call this, the “Bird Aquarium.” Look at it carefully. What do you think this person is carrying? This is funny, isn’t it? This was made for people to carry their birds around while you stroll in the streets. With this, you can tease the cats in the neighborhood.”
“The fourth invention here is “The Bulletproof Bed.” I made it for all those who are afraid of burglars, kidnappers and all those who are security conscious. This is a bulletproof bed. So funny, right?”
“The fifth item here is the “Poor Man’s Segway.” You can hop, hop and hop with this as long as you want. It is fun doing this with my little daughter Nancy. The price tag is $6,000.”
cool invention ideas “Here in the sixth item… I am not here to make you laugh,” Mr. Cool smiles. “These are
“Here in the sixth item… I am not here to make you laugh,” Mr. Cool smiles. “These are funny inventions, aren’t they? Here is a puppy wearing a “Diaper Harness.” Oh my God, apart from being amusing in appearance, this diaper is authentic in Binky’s butt.
“Similar to this is the seventh funny invention, which I call “Fanny Fan.” This fanny fan can help to stop diaper rashes. It contains foam sponge blade and can clear foul smell in the air. You can use it to add fragrance in the baby bum.”
“The eighth item, Fish ‘Tap N-Flush,” is a toilet aquarium kit and it is designed with colorful fish and bubbling treasure chests.”
“Here also we have “Hary Low Bike.” This is a solution for all wimpy gliding for all the wanna-be’s. You can enjoy it. It is fun.
“The tenth here is “Ride the Fire Hose.” With this you can hang on the Fire hose so tight on your body and it can enable you to have a wild ride above.” Fire fighters can now fly above the fire scene. Everybody needs this too.
“The eleventh is “Sumo Tube.” You can blow it, wear it, surf it and roll on it.”
“The twelfth is “Nose Pouch,” a newly invented handkerchief since the dark ages.”
“Finally, we have “Pierced Glasses.” This can replace the old type of earpiece glasses. With this, you can hang the glasses on your face by using body piercing studs.”
“These are my weird inventions, Ideas that I have had since my childhood,” Mr. Cool declares.
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